Halo ODST Vidmaster Achievements!!!!!

During my halo phase last month i have been trying to get the iconic "recon armour" which every halo player wishes to have since bungie will never release it to anyone you have to get it by doing the 4 halo 3 "vidmaster" achievements and the other 3 on halo ODST



The achievements are....

HALO 3

LightSwitch- Proceed to liutenant rank on the new matchmaking "EXP" system

Annual - On 4 player xbox live co-op Complete the last level on legendary with everybody finishing in ghosts

BrainPan - find the skulls on the mythic Map Pack

7 ON 7 -On the 7th day of ANY MONTH you must have 7 EXP in any playlist

Halo 3 Odst

Endure- on firefight on heroic or higher get to past the 4th set of the 4th round on xbox live 4 player

Classic - Complete a stage on legendary with no shots fired or granades thrown (OMGWTF)

Deja Vu - On 4 Player xbox live complete the final stage on legendary

These achievements where really annoying to get since the key is finding people that are reliable and wont quit in the middle of the co-op ones which happened to me at least 5 times which really pissed me off since we got considerabally far i got the ones that your can obtain by yourself on halo 3 and odst within 2 days and i had to like wait for a week to get the 7 on 7 achievement which was quite easy to get since people on youtube cant explain how to do this properly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOp0TRDatvk This guy cant explain SHIT!!!

When i got all of the vidmasters that you can get on your own i turned to the harder co-op ones i was searching for about 2 hours to find people to do it with i went from yahoo answers to halo 3 forums when i found help from the least likely place GAIA fuckin Gaia this guy was round abouts my level and his GT was Lunar anotov he really helped me get the rest of the vidmasters when i finally reached that 5th set on endure i was so relived since we had no lives and 2 guys left with considerably low health and we managed to defeat a fuckload of grunts/brutes and about 3 brute chieftans this was one of the most epicest moments of halo for me since we just about managed to survive and get the achievement recalling these moments shows how hard i worked for my recon we were playing firefight for 2 and a half hours

Another one of my epic moments is when i was playing Social and my entire team left and i still managed to dominate the enemy team which was quite amusing it still didnt live up to my epic mw2 moments FUCKIN 40-1 baby in a team deathmatch they got dominated so hard anyways im gettin of track anyways there are people on xbox that arent douches but its like trying to find a shiny pokemon which is literally impossible i remember without cheating i got a Shiny Polygon,Tangela the odds on finding a shiny pokemon according to serebii net= "odds of finding a shiny pokemon in the wild are 1 on 8192 battles" which means there are alot of douches out there SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

OMGWTFBBQ

this has probably been one of the most expensive months taht i have been through i must have spent over £200 on games in the last month including pre-orders such as aliens vs predator and the long awaited Final Fantasy 13.

These are the title that i have purchased within the last month since January

-Bayonetta
-Dragonball z Raging Blast
-Halo Wars
-Left 4 Dead 2
-Batman: Arkham Asylum

Aracade GAMES= FHUN
-Gunstar Heroes
-Worms 2 Armageddon
-Sonic The Hedgehog 3
-TMNT: Turtles In Time
-Marvel Vs Capcom 2

Pre Ordered Titles
-Aliens Vs Predator
-Final Fantasy XIII

Since i am an aspiring game reviewer i just wanted to get a decent library of games with different genres such as role playing,Rpg,Action,Fps,Third person Shooter.Horror,Puzzle,Fighting,Platformer these are making my collection vary wide which i prefer because there is more types of games taht i can play which makes my library vast.

Since im really into the fps genre i want to try and break a habit from shooting games atm such as Modern Warfare 2,Halo 3 ETC i want to try and get into more games that require abit more strategy such as Final Fantasy XIII which amazon is delivering to me in 2 weeks time XD,XP,O__o

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BaTmAn: ARkHaM aSyLuM

now recently i have started buyin games online when i found an amazing purchase BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM for £20 i was like "im havin that" it arrived in a days time on my day off from college which really made my day i started getting into but for fuck sake is that intro long even tho it aws good to feature some off the characters from the tv show/films such as joker who is the main antagonist of the game you also see charactrers such as killer croc who is awesome his size has increased considerably which makes the quote "bigger is better" come to mind i've gotten quite far as the plot thickens collecting pointless riddler trophies one of the main points of retardedness is that sometimes you go to the objective then you end up randomly wondering aboutfor 30 mins then finding a secret vent in the corner of the stage thisn like this annoy me since it makes you believe you have to search around until you find a point of entry



Now that i have completed the how game i was dissapointed that you only really get to fight hand 2 hand combat with bane and joker as bosses i was expecting a stage when you have to swing around gargoyles trying to beat kiler croc taht might be my nintendo fanboyish side also the stage with killer croc in the sewers was kind of a let down since i was expecting sum kind of fight scene but i guess unreal COULD NOT BE ASKED i mean wtf when you see him at the begining of the game you cant wait to fight him your like "u dik watch later when when i shuv my batarang up your ass" lool i was depressed that the penguin wasn't in it aswell and you don't even see the riddler wtf UNREAL and there lazy programming

overall the graphics are good but the plot could have been better

While i'm at it i might aswell do MoDerN WaRfArE 2

Personally i was never really a big fan of the COD series but since everybody started getting into it during the COD4 SAGA the only time i played it was really split screen round my m8s house but when i saw modern warfare 2 i had to get it



Mainly in MW2 the campaign is overally epic since the graphics are as realistic as game grapics get they also gave you an option to play a "special ops" mode which is really good if you like playing split screen which consists of 2 player objectives such as one man has to shoot from a pavelow while the other man makes his way on foot these missions are ok overall but if you play them on you own they can get tedious and boring.

The campaign mode on Veteran difficulty is impossible since one bullet to your toe can kill you instantly punishing you instantly for one little mistake like running out of cover for a split second sorry mate but if you haven't cleared out all the enemies your dead which makes it one of the most irratating campaigns in the COD Saga.

Online on Mw2 is probably the best occuring feature on the game since that is why most people purchase this game and the ability to make your own individual class with perks of your choice which gives this game a gold medal for individualality the only bad thing that occurs on COD games are Campers taht mainly stay in the same spot to rack up a quick 7 kills the other annoying feature about this game is flippin laggy hosts makes you do sum retareded dancing until the game changes host this literally makes the game unplayable.

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Bayonetta Review

OK i know this has been awhile but i decided to review sum new skewl games since ive managed to get my hands on sum recently So today i will be reviewing Bayonetta for xbox 360/ps3



To be honest this game is pretty oringinal its about a witch who has a battle and ends up in a coma for about 500 years blah,blah,blah its kind of like devil may cry since the creator Hideki Kamiya has created games such as viewtiful joe also basically instead of slaying demons you end up slaying angels to get a "eye" that controls the world of sum shit.

I can't really complain about this game but the camera angles are so fucking annoying for e.g your in the middle of fighting a battle with some guys then the camera angles start spinning around and you can't see shit this is the most irratating feature since you are constantly taking blows and end up contining like 5 times which is why you recieve a "stone" medal all the time anuva annoying feature about this game is when you use an item say one to replenish your health bar the game deducts points i know i am picking at these points but if they improveed them the game would be alot more fun \ also everything at the shop is too fuckin expensive you have to clock the game once to unlock an item that counter attacks bayonetta should have that as a feature instead of having to purchase it at the fuckjin shop.

G00d parts##

the bosses are flippin amazing espcially when tghey go into different cutscences that look rly gd espiacally when you cut off your enemies heads and beat the shit out them with it which was pretty hilarious yet EPIC at the same time the games difficulty levels really live up to their name if you pick "hard" mode or "climax" prepare to die a fucking shitload of times plus your handguns don't actually do any damage you have to shoot in sucsession for 10 mins to actually do a decent amount of damage you you also have to

I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH BUT ITS LIKE RESIDENT EVIL 4 WHEN YOU HAVE TO PRESS A BUTTON DURING A CUTSCENE TO AVOID DEATH WHEN YOU CLOCK A LEVEL YOU WANT TO RELAX AND SEE THE CUTSCENE THEN A FLIPPIN WARNING SIGN THAT SEZ "PRESS B TO EVADE" WILL COME UP AND YOU HAVE A NANO SECOND TO PRESS IT IF YOU MISS YOU FLIPPIN DIE I MUST HAVE DIED ATLEAST 15 TIMES WITHIN THE GAME BY THE ANNOYING CUTSCENES FAIR ENOUGH IF THEY GIVE YOU SUM KIND OF WARNING BEFOREHAND LIKE DURING THE TUTORIAL MODE THAT TELLS YOU YOU HAVE TO DO IT BUT NO! IT DON'T.

Overall out of 10 i rate this game a 7/10 the graphics are spectacular but the ways you die are irratating also the game goes from easy to hard to quickly then you have to defeat like 4 giant guys while taking fire from people shooting shit at you i was like WTF!

My 1sT ReViEw oN PhAnTaSy StAr IV On SeGa

now recently i just started playing old retro games on the sega and realised the
different storylines between rpg that wer back back then and rpgs now nowadays they make rpg about anything like blue dragon for instance wtf is that so retareded for a rpg now anyways on to the review



phantasy star Iv on sega is the game that i am currently playing atm which has a very good turn by turn combat system which i like with a very intense storyline which keeps the gamer interested and mae sure hey dnt get boring its about alys(girl) and chaz (boy) that ar working for a hunters guld s thats how dey mae der money at first i fought this was your ordinary rpg but den i got better as a was progresing through the story their are also things they can improve in this game such as better character names like chaz wtf wot kind of name is that for a main character alys ain't thatbad i guess you meet character like the owl like being called gyrs which is interesting overall


This game has a variety of different characters such as demi and wren who are andriods thats join you later on in the game you can also be a alien since i forgot his name the bosses in this rpg are really intense to fight such as zio which might take a couple of tries to beat and the creature known as dark force which has 3 stages of evoloution and the final boss the profound of darkness i think its called which is incredibly hard if your below level 40 lol.

i would rate this game 7/10 cos of the intense storyline and gd combat modes i didn't rate it higher jus coz of the nam chaz lol